the concept of liking someone and them liking you back and you deciding to date each other literally just fucking baffles me because it has never once happened for me in my entire life

how are you all doing this

how are you people making it look so easy

how are you finding people who like you back and want to date you and then actually do it

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“i like curvy girls” aka you like girls with flat stomachs and skinny legs but with huge boobs and a huge arse

god bless this post.

someone said it

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kinda wanna kiss a boy
kinda wanna break his neck with my thighs

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“What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?”

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

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Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations


Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

Read the comment ! V interesting

I spent so much time of my teenage years worrying about my boobs not being as perky as “they should be” because of all of this social expectation about how my body “should look”
I was socialized into thinking from an early age that my body was supposed to be attractive not functional. I was taught that if my body looked how it does “boys wouldn’t like me” which made me internalize the idea that my beauty and worth depended on someone else’s opinion of how fuckeble or not I am.

I’m so glad I’m way past that, now. 

The sad thing is that there are people who spend their whole lives thinking there is a right and wrong way for their body to look, when that is not the case.

i need to add to this. i’m sorry for being the dick adding to this, but it needs to be said.

i just turned 18. i’m in college as a freshmen. i didn’t know that other people’s boobs looked like this. well, i did, but not really. my sister was luck enough to have the perfect tits, and it hurt me because she would literally always make fun of mine because they sagged and the nipple wasn’t pointed up like hers, and so on. and it fucking hurt, and still does, because, wow, i thought my boobs weren’t normal. i wanted COSMETIC SURGERY to fix the way they looked because i hated them so much.

and i still do. but it’s not because of the residual bullying from my peers and family, and so on. i want it because of my own personal reasons. i realize now that the way my breasts are shaped is normal and healthy and acceptable, and it’s nothing to be ashamed of. no one isn’t gonna sleep with me because of my “gross boobs”. everyone likes boobs. while perky titties may be ideal, that isn’t always going to be the case, and you know what, if you have boobs, everyone is gonna play with them. it’ll be a party.

so deal with it. your boobs are great. do what you need to be happy with them, sure, but don’t do it for others. do it for you.